What’s the worst that could happen at your wedding?

What’s the worst thing that could happen at your wedding? I hear (coded gist) that the girls don’t sleep on the night before the wedding, but they stay up to think of all the things that could go wrong. For all those that plan to wed, well, these are more stuff you can think about:

•Husband says he has a meeting, sends secretary to take his place. (Buhahaha, I call it Proxy wedding!)

•Wife is infected with conjunctivitis, a.k.a Apollo. (And has mouth infection too!)

•All the people you invited don’t come. (Later they say they all got sms saying the wedding had been postponed!)

•Mother finally owns up, husband is your long lost brother.

•When asked if anyone has a reason for you not to marry, a strange woman raises her hands. (She says the dude is her spiritual fiancé!)

•Driver carries bridal train to wrong venue.

•Wife wears wedding gown inside out.

•Husband refuses to marry wife. (Claims he’s supposed to be wedding one of the flower girls)

•Wife brings earrings instead of wedding ring.

•Cake gets delivered after reception.

•After pastor recites the vow, husband says ‘I does’! (gboom)

•Wife is purging!

•Sewage truck swerves off the road, lands in venue! (Wedding present toh badt!)

•Everything goes almost perfect, and the vows are done with. As you are about to kiss, you wake up!

Tell me, what’s the worst that could happen?